• Culture

    Easter is a Shit Holiday

    Christians tell me happy Easter. Pagans tell me happy Ostara. Stop. Just stop. I don’t celebrate either. I’m a Thelemite. I celebrate these holidays. I should just smile and say, “happy Easter” back, but I can’t. I would feel inauthentic if I gave the illusion that I had any inclination to give two shits about…

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  • kink

    The Philosophies of Safety in BDSM

    There are many different philosophies behind staying safe in the dungeon or in the bedroom. I’ve heard people say stuff like, “I don’t care what you do as long as you’re not hurting anybody.” This is an instant red flag for me. This sort of philosophy does not differentiate hurt from harm. It also implies…

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  • How To Have Mind Blowing Sex

    One thing that I always get asked on the street is, “Hey Mx. Soror 64, how can I make whoopy more efficiently? Can I haz answer plz?” I usually just shrug and then distract them with a meme but I think it’s finally time to answer the question. Let’s break it into four parts: Communication…

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  • How To Be The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

      I want to be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Pokemon to understand The power that’s inside (Pokemon gotta catch them all) It’s you and me I know…

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  • Sex Magick Zodiac Farm

    So I had this idea of getting a farm, and having 12 women from each sign on it. No cusps. That would make things awkward. You would have sex with each person every day during the time their month was in the sun. You would also have sex with them from in their bums every…

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