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Dada Rituals

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    Liber VAS (Vegan Animal Sacrifice)

    This is for all the vegans out there who have always wanted to sacrifice an animal, but couldn’t due to their deeply held beliefs. I believe I may have found an alternative: Mats: The most expensive dish of seitan you can afford A fireproof bowl An altar Black candle White candle Lighter fluid A match…

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  • Ritual of the Holy Hexagram

    This is a macrosmic invoking/banishing ritual depending on how you choose to use it. I suppose that description there is just to give a general idea of what this is for. We all know that trying to explain these multi-purpose rituals defeats the purpose.

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  • Lesser Ritual of the Dadagram

    This is a basic banishing ritual. To be used for banishing, and probably some super mysterious things that will click after you’ve done it every day for a year straight.

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  • Scatalogos (Dada Grounding Ritual)

    1. Locate yourself in the lavatory first thing in the morning, skyclad. Face towards the throne and perform the Analysis of the Keyword. 2. Turning deosil, face away from the throne. 3. Standing. With your right hand, touch your forehead with two fingers in the victory “V” position and pronounce “A” 4. Imagine a divine…

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  • Scrying Dada Style

    Scrying is a method one utilizes for divining. Rather, it is a tool someone uses to see inside themselves. Scrying helps make clear what would normally be murky. An empty room that is pitch black should do the trick. The word “gazing” might also be used. Whatever you choose to fixate upon is a suitable…

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