Liber VAS (Vegan Animal Sacrifice)
This is for all the vegans out there who have always wanted to sacrifice an animal, but couldn’t due to their deeply held beliefs. I believe I may have found an alternative:
The most expensive dish of seitan you can afford
A fireproof bowl
A match or fire gun
Altar in the middle with the fireproof bowl in the centre. Dish of seitan in the west. White candle in the north. Black candle in the south. Lighter fluid and matches placed wherever convenient.
Begin behind the altar, facing Temple East.
Banish by any means
Lift your hands up in a V formation and lift your head up and say the prayer:
Thee I invoke, the bornless one.
Thee, that didst create the Earth and the Heavens.
Thee, that didst create the night and the day.
Thou art myself made perfect!
Thou art the truth in matter.
Thou art the truth in motion.
Thou hast distinguished between the just and the unjust.
Thou didst make the Female and the Male.
Thou didst produce the seeds and the fruit.
Thou didst for men to love one another, and to hate one another.
Take the dish of seitan and walk deosil around the altar ten times. Return to facing temple east when finished.
Then, in the center raise the seitan up high and say:
I invoke thee:
O mother! O truth!
Hail, thou that art!
Thou goddess of beauty of love, whom Satan, beholding, desireth!
The fathers, male-female, desire thee!
Hear me: and make all spirits subject unto me: so that every spirit of the firmament, and of the ether: upon the Earth and under the earth: on dry land in the water: of whirling air, and of rushing fire and every spell and scourge of God may be obedient unto me!
Put the seitan in the fireproof bowl and douse the seitan with the lighter fluid.
Then light your match and set the seitan on fire. Then, in the sign of Mulier, say:
Let Babalon drink this vitriol from her cup so that her scarlet embodiment may be consumed by this spirit.
Close your eyes and make the sign of silence and meditate upon the sound of the burning seitan. When you feel like you’ve learned something, dismiss yourself. Do not banish again.