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dada Dada Rituals Liber DADA occult Original Rituals

SOLOLAOM (Sun Adorations)

This is a blatant ripoff of Liber Resh. Take that as you will.

When possible, lay down outside and stare directly into the sun. Protective eye-wear is mandatory. Imagine yourself aflame and follow the instructions at each time of day.

1. Sunrise: Masturbation until orgasm.

2. Noon: Masturbation and no orgasm

3. Sunset: Masturbation and no orgasm

4. Midnight: Masturbation until orgasm

During sunrise, during orgasm shout out “AOM.” During noon shout out “A” before you finish. During sunset laugh as much as possible. Shout, scream, and yell absurdities. At midnight, vibrate “M” before you start and “AOM during orgasm.

Comment

If you find orgasm too difficult of a task or if chastity is a
concern one may also urinate in lieu of masturbation. Imagine your
urethra as a fire wand or your urine as a solar flare.
For best results, do this for a period of one week. For
optimal results, it is recommended that you perform this ritual for
one year consecutively.
At the end of each ritual, one may choose to say, “VAGB
GUR URNIRAF V RERPG ZL CRAVF. ZL SNPR ZRYGF
JVGU GUR VER BS N GUBHFNAQ FHAF. V NZ TBQ. LRF
ORPBZRF AB NAQ AB ORPBZRF LRF. GURER VF AB
SHGHER. GURER VF AB CNFG. GURER VF BAYL QNQN.
NBZ.”
This is a message written in the prehistoric language of an
advanced lost North American tribe of technopagans whose brains
thought thirteen steps ahead.
sololaom

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